I'm sitting here sweating my balls off, well if I had balls I would be sweating them off. I am so over armpit sweat, so over yellowing my white t-shirts, so over not being able to lift my arms without worrying 'am I sweating?'. It is such a pain in the ass!
Which is why I want/need botox, for my armpits. Is all this TMI? Sorry if it is- no actually I'm not, it's what is on my mind as of late. I learned that botox works after watching an episode (many years ago) of MTV's True Life (reliable source-right?).
I have always had this problem. From as far back as I can remember. I have tried so many different deodorants and methods it's ridiculous.
I am so over it!
I want to be "normal". I want to not have to wear black so I can feel like I am covering my problem.
Fuck you sweaty armpits!!!
On a side note- I am typing this post on my pretty brand spankin new computer!!! I.Am.So.Excited. This baby rocks! My husband is the best when he surprises me with awesome things like this. I have to say it is like a new concept to be on a laptop and to not have to be near and electrical outlet. Oh the freedom I will have.