Well well well, I have discovered this aging crap is BS. I
mean I already have gray hair which I am sure has been caused by my husband not
learning to say “yes, babe” to anything I say/do/ask for (jk babe jk) but now this. I am sad to say that last week while on the
table getting my extremely overgrown eyebrows waxed I was asked “would you like
your lip done as well? You have quite a bit of hair there” Ummm now that I’m extremely
embarrassed lying on the table I have no choice but to listen to the oh so wise
recommendations of the waxing god.
And I must say I have undergone a lot of waxing in my
lifetime. I am practically a pro (or would be if I remembered to show up more
frequently. How do I forget to show up if I have massive amounts of hair
growing all over my body you ask- well I apparently enjoy being hairy.) Anyway,
I am practically a pro, but this my
friends, this lip waxing was one of the worst- no joke.
First off the wax burns the shit out of you! I seriously
expected to walk away with third degree burns on my upper lip, and news to me
is my lip is sensitive (who knew). It hurt when she ripped that paper away!
Needless to say I am unsure if I will be going back to that
waxing woman who oh so kindly pointed out my hair on my lip. So if you see me out and about rockin peach
fuzz- yes I know it’s there, just know it was so traumatizing to get removed,
it was the first and last time all in one.
If you see me out and about sans peach fuzz- just know I may
or may not have drank an entire bottle of wine to take that shit off my face so I
look more presentable for you. Your welcome.
So ya I am now part of the old folk’s club- don’t be surprised
to see me in orthopedic shoes sooner than later.
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O&G update:
-G has her first lose tooth! We are so excited for her! She is predicting it will fall out tomorrow (Friday) so the tooth fairy can come. I’m not so sure but we shall see.
-G has her first lose tooth! We are so excited for her! She is predicting it will fall out tomorrow (Friday) so the tooth fairy can come. I’m not so sure but we shall see.
O on the other hand is actually not so excited for G. She is
seriously jealous of the attention we gave G for the lose tooth. O had actually
stopped sharing with us when her teeth are about to fall out because she is
indeed afraid of her teeth falling out. The blood is just too much for her to
handle.
So upon learning G’s tooth was lose we also learned O is
about to lose her 8th tooth! But we can’t really celebrate and I
actually dread the moment it happens because the blood freak-out is all kinds
of ridiculous.
-O had gymnastics tryouts and made the team! We are so proud of her!
-O had gymnastics tryouts and made the team! We are so proud of her!
-Lately I am aware of my fails. G has been watching A LOT of TV in the afternoon lately. When I say “okay that’s enough TV time go play in the playroom” I am fully aware she turns off the TV only to go play her DS. Fail.
This made my morning, which is good, because it is finals weeks so every time I grade an assignment I get to look at a blog. I laughed, I couldn't help it. Hair is dumb, I wish I was hairless, but then I would look like a rat, sick cycle! Please make sure to do a post on your orthopedic shoes, I can hardly wait for that excitement!
ReplyDeleteHAHA confession- I probably need a waxing on my lip but I am scared and this just made me not want to do it even more. One day I locked up the DS's, iPad, TV remotes and unplugged the computer..i swear my kids brains are going to rot
ReplyDeleteYay for O! That is so exciting that she made gymnastics!
ReplyDeleteOk and I still feel bad that I pointed out the hair, I had some margs in me. As far as the lip sensitivity, my mom actually looked like she had herpes! Swear! She had a terrible reaction and had to call off work. You could always bleach it if you dont want to get it waxed.
So excited for O making the team! Good Job. Oh waxing not even going to go there. They say pain = beauty, RIGHT??? God I hope so!!
ReplyDeleteAlso - Lindsey u r the winner of my giveaway! Please message me on twitter with your information @shareeandrade
Find a salon that uses cirepil stripless wax. It doesn't hurt as bad. :)
ReplyDeleteway to go O! way to go G! sounds like lots of success going on. dont worry about the waxing. i cant do it. so i used scissors to keep the peach fuzz as low as possible. you're not alone, thank goodness!
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