Monday, June 25, 2012

Can I get a do-over?

Man alive- when Frigidaire asked me what my do over moment is I had a million and one thoughts rush through my head. I kept coming up with nothing. Every moment I would think of seemed like the best moment ever! Until I thought about it and would ask myself "is that really worthy of a do-over?" Should do-overs be big or small moments? What if they changed my life path? What if someone really gave me a do-over would I take it? The thoughts were crazy I tell you, so I decided to share all my moments that I couldn't get out of my head with the hopes you would let me know what your do-over moments would be. So with out further adieu- my do-over moment(s) . . .

-The time I was kicked out of college: This for real happened to me. I know, terrible. So ya- I would totally do that over. I suck ass at math, like really suck, so when the grand 'ol University of Cincinnati gave me a warning about how I could only take the same math class so many times I took it with a grain of salt. Well then I failed the same class for the fourth time in a row and they sent me a beautiful letter in beautiful print saying I had to leave their school for like ever. So ya that was a bad moment that I would like to do over.

I still love UC no matter what happened- I know it was totally my fault and I still show my love by rockin out one of their t-shirts.

-The time I got a tattoo while on spring break: I have a tattoo on my butt. Seriously. I have always wanted to have my name tattooed on my body {somewhere} in Asian letters. Can you even do that? I'm not quite sure, but the tattoo place I went to in the lovely Panama Beach, FL said I couldn't, so I settled on Asian phrases. Now what do my tattoo's say? I have no idea. I'm just thankful they are in a place that I only show to a lucky few {or maybe their not so lucky}.

-The time I told Olivia that there were no tigers at the Columbus Zoo: I told her that they were indeed almost all extinct and we wouldn't be seeing any that day. Ummm I was so wrong and still unsure why I told her that because as soon as we got to the tigers she started pointing and yelling "you said the tigers were dead!!! Why are they here?!?!" over and over again. So embarrassing! I kept seeing posters about kinds of tigers that were extinct and I got confused I guess? Who the hell knows. I just know I no longer talk about animals any longer.

-The time I got two speeding tickets in the exact same spot: That happened and then I had the balls to say to the officer "sorry I didn't know" to which he replied "Miss you got a ticket here two months ago." Whoops. Was it really that exact spot? I thought playing dumb when your out of town would work, but I guess not.

The list actually goes on and on, but I will spare you and myself. Now I'm thinking how brave I am to actually share this stuff on the world wide web, I mean as I read them back I sound like an idiot, but I did indeed do these stupid crazy things. Then I was thinking maybe do-over moments are small. Are they? If so I would like to do-over my dishes in the sink and dishwasher, like everyday.

Maybe if I was the proud owner of

   "The Frigidaire Gallery™Dishwasher gets dishes fully cleaned the first time, so there are no dish do-overs. Nearly half of adults admit to re-washing and/or re-drying dishes after the dishwasher cycle has been completed. To prevent dishwasher do-overs, Frigidaire® is stepping in with its new Gallery® Dishwasher featuring the OrbitCleanTM Wash Arm, ensuring dishes are cleaned right the first time."

that baby I wouldn't let my dishes pile up. I wish I could do-over that, but yet I seem to do that same nonsense everyday. I unload the dishwasher, put all the dishes on from the sink/counter into the dishwasher, and then fail to empty the dishwasher when it's done and the whole damn process starts over again. Fail. Can I get a do-over?

Ewww dirty dishes! {really my sink}


I was compensated for this post as a member of Clever Girls Collective. All the opinions expressed here are my own.

1 comment:

  1. Freaking hilarious, girl! I'm so bad at math too. I had to get a tutor to pass the LOWEST math class my college offered.

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